normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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