I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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