wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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