you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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