I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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