Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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