Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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