no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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