mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
His nipple licking is glorious
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