the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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