Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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