"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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