I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We have started to decorate penises.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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