What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
