doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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