out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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