Ambien. No doubt about it.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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