Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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