dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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