Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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