Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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