OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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