Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Text me some of your sweat
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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