all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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