After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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