The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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