i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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