you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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