Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
dude. I can hear the air.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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