ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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