I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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