Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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