Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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