You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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