I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you inspire me to be a worse person
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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