can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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