But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out