You made me cry and you don't even care
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed