I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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