I accidentally burped into my bong.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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