Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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