Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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