I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
