Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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