my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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