I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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