hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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