problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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