he thought i was a dude.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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