I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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