your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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