we have officially lost it.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Enjoy the penises
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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