And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
