you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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