If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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