Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society