if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.