he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?