I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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